Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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