Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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