We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
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