yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Randomize