xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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