Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
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