Where are you?
In a non slutty way
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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