Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Randomize
