I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
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