he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
It's no shave November. This is our time.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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