I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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