im gay
i know
yea but for you.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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