Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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