Whod you bang
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
You need Xanax blowdarts
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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