i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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