oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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