so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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