I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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