There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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