I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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