16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Randomize
