OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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