Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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