Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Randomize