no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
bring money and cleavage
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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