They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
i believe in u and ur pee
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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