My hair reeks of homosexuality.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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