shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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