so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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