wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
you didnt know i had herpes?
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
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