I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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