She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Bring me that man meat
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
my penis made a compromise with my morals
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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