yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Why is there bacon in the couch?
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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