Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
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