I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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