Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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