angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
this is an emotional support booty call
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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