Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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