help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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