we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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