I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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