So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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