At least make sure they are 18
Why
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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