i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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