we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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