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(310): View more from California

Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.

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(810): View more from Michigan

I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it

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(931): View more from Tennessee

I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds

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(661): View more from California

Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds

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(425): View more from Washington

It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."

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(310): View more from California

Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.

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(678): View more from Georgia

I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer

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(850): View more from Florida

I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....

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(516): View more from New York

We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.

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