I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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