Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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