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(512): View more from Texas

You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?

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(435): View more from Utah

this will be a night to untag.

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(360): View more from Washington

I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.

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(571): View more from Virginia

I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.

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(714): View more from California

The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!

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(415): View more from California

If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.

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(925): View more from California

one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame

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(678): View more from Georgia

kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party

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