I got chris browned last night
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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