what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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