Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Randomize
