Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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