chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
She told me I should be a condom model.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Randomize
