i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
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